Dear Patti,

I don’t like you. Though my husband and I sit through your show and watch you berate, insult, and talk down to gorgeous women and tell them that they’re not slim enough, tan enough, stylish enough or whatever, I find you repulsive and the most disgusting woman to ever trod God’s green land. Last night took the cake for sure though. I watched helplessly and with shock as you told a beautiful black woman with incredible skin tone and high cheekbones to cover her hair with a wig or weave. The woman was sporting a small afro and seemed all but enthusiastic to fall in line and do as told. At the mixer the following evening, she blended in perfectly with the sea of weaves, wigs, and hair extensions. The only distinct trait about this naturally beautiful woman is that of all the women in the line up, she looked the least comfortable. Though it was her choice to don the wig, it was insane of you to ask her to wear it in the first place. Half of the reason why your Millionaire Matchmaker business is a farce and less of your matches thrive and flourish than should even be allowed for you to brag on its success, is because you condone false advertisement and have these women under the impression that their best selves aren’t good enough. That’s effed up. Eventually these men are going to figure out that the tan is fake, the boobs aren’t that high up there and of course, the hair isn’t really straight. You speak on the behalf of men like all of them are in the same damn boat and every single one of them likes the same thing. “Ok, naturally curly bunch. I like stylish curly/wavy hair, but my millionaire men don’t.” You’re a moron. If that were true, how the hell did Chelsea Clinton, Sarah Jessica Parker and Kelis all land millionaires? An even more thought provoking question, how come there are all of these curly chicks flashing fat wedding rings and baby strollers and your straight haired, cheap extension, badly made up, poorly dressed self is still without ring OR relationship? I’ll tell ya why Ms. Patti, because ya ugly, emotionally nasty looking, and you need to seek help. Curly women are as gorgeous as women with straight hair and can bag millionaires quicker than you can evidently. Fix your attitude and maaaaybe you may find love. On that note I’m gonna take my big, curly, fro to bed so my gorgeous hubby can play in it .